Wal-Mart

Do you ever dream about your job? I do, sometimes. I work in the insurance industry. One night I dreamt that my office insured a bunch of employees who were bitten by vampires. In my dream, my office provided Workers Compensation coverage for the affected employees, but the policy had a Vampire Exclusion. Therefore, all of the claims related to the vampire incident were being denied. I woke up just as my office was being sued over the lack of coverage due to the Vampire Exclusion.